The Meeting Scheduling Committee (MSC) - Where Time and Sanity Go to Die

Meetings: Because who needs actual work when you can have pointless discussions?

Meetings are scheduled for the following times:

• Monday: 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM, with 15 minute breaks to grab another coffee
• Tuesday: 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM, with a 30 minute lunch break to eat a sandwich
• Wednesday: 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM, with a 10 minute break to scroll through social media
• Thursday: 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM, with a 1 hour break to attend a "synergy meeting" that could've been an email

Subcommittees:

• Break Room Committee - Where we discuss the best way to waste time in the break room
• Lunch Committee - Where we decide what to eat for lunch, because clearly, that's the most important thing
• Meeting Scheduling Committee Minutes - Where we document our meetings, because who needs actual minutes when you can have typed notes?